“Some people have a way about them that seems to say: “If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk”
perfectioninimperfection: I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
cancune: if a guy stares at ur boobs just stare at his dick maybe squint a little bit
altairs-butt: wanting 2 talk 2 someone but having nothing 2 say
when I drunkenly tell secrets →
Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in...– Deepak Chopra (via heyfranhey)