May 2013
111 posts
“Some people have a way about them that seems to say: “If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk”
perfectioninimperfection:
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
altairs-butt:
wanting 2 talk 2 someone but having nothing 2 say
when I drunkenly tell secrets →
whatshouldblondegirlscallme:
“Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in...”
– Deepak Chopra (via heyfranhey)
